Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Ah, So That's Why God Made Girls

Ah, So That's Why God Made Girls 

Thanks to country music, we now know why God made girls.



Thanks, country girl, for telling me the role of women in this crazy world.

At least according to God for all these reasons
  • to wear a pretty skirt
  • to be the one to flirt to flirt
  • to hold his hand
  • to make him get dressed up
  • to give him a reason to wash that truck
  • to teach him how to dance
  • to be the one to cry
  • to let him drive
  • to give him a reason to hold that course
  • to put up a fight (????)
  • to make him wait on Saturday night to walk downstairs and blow his mind
  • to drag his butt to church
  • to hold him when he hurts
 Makes sense now.

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