That Statue of Satan's Dong is Really Lowering Our Property Value
Okay, so it's not just his dong, it's his entirety. Just look at this thing;
It seems that an Arizona man may not be the best of neighbors as he is being forced to take down a giant nine-foot tall, hatchet holding gargoyle statue that is on his empty front yard because those neighbors have been complaining about the damn thing's crotch for ever now!
You see, gargoyles have genders and this one is a sure fired male as you can tell from his metallic flaccid penis. This is a creation of Yavapai County's David Smith and he argues that the gargoyle has been erected on his yard for years now without complaints.It appears that these American freedoms we enjoy so much do not include having a giant scary looking metal flaccid penis beast on your front yard. Go figure.
Now Smith must take down the damn gargoyle and let me ask you, where do you think it's going? Ain't nobody has room to put that thing away, you hear.
All of this is kind of funny, while also being kinda sad at the same time. Go figure.