Riots in the streets of HB
Well, you can add another reason as to why Californians riot. Surf competitions. Yeah, that's right. Of all things a silly competition to see who can stand on a board over water will lead to riots. As it seems that those uppity kids in HB really do take that shit seriously.
From what I hear, some fight started over a thrown ketchup bottle off a restaurant's second floor and it resulted in an all out mass break down of civility. Go figure.