Thursday, June 24, 2010

Porn Star - Speak HARD and Carry a Big Sword

Porn Star - Speak HARD and Carry a Big Sword

While this may be a week late, I do believe this is one of the most interesting, if not strangest news stories that could only come out of Hollyweird. In short: Gay porn star kills random Asian porn star with a God Damn Samurai Sword:
Authorities said Hill, whose professional name is Steve Driver, attacked a colleague with a sword that was used as a film prop. The rampage occurred during a social gathering at Ultima's studios about a week after being told he was being fired and that he would have to move out of the production facility, where he had been living, authorities said.

He then turned on two others who rushed to their co-worker's defense. One of those who attempted to help, Herbert Hin Wong, 30, was killed in the attack.

I guess the question remains is if he had a happy ending... Nope!

LOS ANGELES – Surrounded by a SWAT team on a rocky cliff, a porn actor suspected of killing a colleague last week moved to the edge of the outcropping and fell some 40 feet to his death, ending a dramatic, daylong standoff with police outside Los Angeles.

Video of the apparent suicide captured by news cameras Saturday shows Stephen Clancy Hill in Chatsworth, talking to police negotiators, with a crowd of media watching. Hill tumbled down the hillside after scooting to the ledge from a seated position.

Police said Hill had repeatedly threatened suicide in the hours leading up to the fall, which came a day after murder and attempted murder charges had been filed against 34-year-old porn actor.

"He was bent on taking his own life," Deputy Chief Kirk Albanese said. "It's very unfortunate. We wanted this to end a different way."

I'm not even sure where to start with this news story. I mean.. it had it all. Action, suspense. A crazy mother fucker with a samurai sword killing some other dude and then dying in a cliff dive

I mean, if you were expecting a female porn star from the title, which most people do think of when they hear the word porn star, then I'm sure you're a little let down by how the story actually went. But still, he used a film prop to kill someone else!



Not as awesome as I thought, as I was expecting a female porn star too.. Not a goon either, the article says that it was used as a film prop during a "social gathering". He also lived at the dvd production facility. OK, maybe that's only one notch below living in his mom's basement, but either way he doesn't look like a strange one

How long until there's a porn movie based on this? I mean, how obsurd is this shit? Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that? Even to add some more strange shit to the mix, the death was recorded! Click this link to see a porn star um.. get a "happy" ending?

If you watch the video, it appears he's in the process of pushing himself off the ledge. One of the cops then tasers him, he turns back to look at them, because jesus, they just tasered him - and then he finishes pushing himself off the cliff only to find that there's nothing for his foot to land on.

He doesn't look like he loses control of his body or anything. It looks like the tasering was an attempt to immobilize him to possibly prevent him from jumping off. Why they would shoot bean bags at him though, now that's just silly. But hey - rather change of pace for him to take a shot to the face. Don't worry though, I'm sure the autopsy should reveal the cause of death if anyone is on the fence as to what it is. I'm guessing that it was 90% gravity that did him in.

And since we live in a world of social media, here's his Myspace page. Who the fuck still uses Myspace? I mean, that was so 9 months ago. Now I've looked at his myspace and the video of him falling off the cliff and I find myself feeling sad for the death of a pornstar. How do you explain that feeling to anyone? It's almost as if they were people or something...

But really, I feel bad for the dude he killed. You can google the "Ultima entertainment" website where they have a tribute up. Dude loved his cats. Besides that, he was an Asian male porn star. They're like an endangered species in the US.

So to you, crazy ass sword killing porn star who fell off a cliff, you are one strange motherfucker

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