Welcome Our New Vice President
So all this talk about Obama being a walking target for rednecks, let's focus on the fall back plans. Forget Joe the Plumber. Joe the Biden was the original joke in the senate. His constant gaffes were always eyebrow raising and constantly made you say WHAAA? But we're failing to remember that:
He knows that "YOU HAVE NO POLICY, MR. PRESIDENT."
He knows when to call bullshit
On his street you look a man in the eye
He wants to know if this is a joke
He knows the three things Rudy Giuliani mentions in a sentence
He can reassure America of his discipline on the world stage
He wants to know "who gives a shit?"
He's not afraid of showing his feelings
And he's got smokin' hot wife
With all these gaffes, the vice president position might be the best for Joe after all. He can say whatever he wants and gaffe away as many times as he can. It really doesn't matter considering what previous VP's have said about the role
My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived; and as I can do neither good nor evil, I must be borne away by others and meet the common fate. -John Adams
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